Apparently Rand Paul is on John McCain’s lawn.
— Popehat (@Popehat) March 7, 2013
If life gives you melons, you are dyslexic.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) March 7, 2013
a hilarious prank to play on a surgeon would be to eat a ton of taco bell and then get shot in the stomach
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) March 7, 2013
IDEA: A 3-Minute Energy drink, so I can get up off the couch during commercial breaks.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 7, 2013