If I were a police sketch artist, I wouldn’t really listen to the victim, I’d just draw pictures of people I’m mad at & hope for the best.
— Molly (@flmolly) March 21, 2013
How long is TOO long to wait to call a guy? Specifically, if he made fun of your machine gun impression in 3rd grade and you just nailed it.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) March 21, 2013
MISSED CONNECTION: We both had AT&T
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) March 21, 2013
Just got an email from Blockbuster. I got so excited I almost dropped my flip phone.
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) March 22, 2013