Man, I really got to start going to these conferences like CPAC. One of my dreams is to go someplace where there is a possibility I’ll run into someone who knows who I am. It’s just these things cost like money to go to and you have to take time off of work and you have to get on a plane which is both expensive and annoying.
Still, I really feel like I should be helping push conservatism into the future — you know fighting against jetpack and laser gun regulations and working on getting voting rights for robots (if we start winning the support of robots now, Republicans will own the elections as soon as robots get the vote because then we can just make more voters). A lot of the old guard don’t understand stuff like this and laugh at the notion of a military filled with dinosaurs with rocket launchers on them, so that’s why we young guys need to get our voice in there while we’re still considered young guys. Like, I’m 33; I’m not sure how much longer I get to be one of the more youthful conservatives. Well, looking at the people running the Republican Party, I guess until I’m about 60.
So, what do you think should be the future of conservatism? I’m thinking conquering other planets. Going to other planets looks like the only realistic way to escape big government now.