Wish I Were at CPAC
Man, I really got to start going to these conferences like CPAC. One of my dreams is to go someplace where there is a possibility I’ll run into someone who knows who I am. It’s just these things cost like money to go to and you have to take time off of work and you have to get on a plane which is both expensive and annoying.
Still, I really feel like I should be helping push conservatism into the future — you know fighting against jetpack and laser gun regulations and working on getting voting rights for robots (if we start winning the support of robots now, Republicans will own the elections as soon as robots get the vote because then we can just make more voters). A lot of the old guard don’t understand stuff like this and laugh at the notion of a military filled with dinosaurs with rocket launchers on them, so that’s why we young guys need to get our voice in there while we’re still considered young guys. Like, I’m 33; I’m not sure how much longer I get to be one of the more youthful conservatives. Well, looking at the people running the Republican Party, I guess until I’m about 60.
So, what do you think should be the future of conservatism? I’m thinking conquering other planets. Going to other planets looks like the only realistic way to escape big government now.
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March 15th, 2013 at 11:12 am
Shrink ray (i.e., the Debigulator from The Simpsons) for smaller government. Anyone who wants to work in government will have to do so at 1/16th scale, not union scale.
March 15th, 2013 at 11:16 am
One of my dreams is to go someplace where there is a possibility I’ll run into someone who knows who I am.
I’d suggest you attend the 28th Society for Industrial and Organizational Psychology conference, it’s coming up in a few months.
March 15th, 2013 at 11:36 am
“…someplace where there is a possibility I’ll run into someone who knows who I am.”
Say “Hi” to Norm and Cliff for me.
March 15th, 2013 at 11:37 am
Conquering other planets is a start but we really need to just destroy them. That’ll send a message. We could say, “Remember how Pluto USED to be a planet. Now, it’s not even cohesive matter thanks to Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz. Remember that when you write your donation checks.”
We should also run on a platform of giving a big guy a 2X4 with a nail in it complete presidential immunity, a copy of the constitution, and a map of every congressman and senator’s home. He will just stroll around DC teaching politicians to read this 6 page document upon pain of 2X4.
March 15th, 2013 at 11:52 am
A) Bacon to DamnCat ~~~ Great pull!
B) Maybe we should look into organizing an IMAO – and affiliates (Nuking Politics, AMAS, etc.) meet-up somewhere in the middle of the country, making it a bit easier for those who aren’t coastal to attend.
March 15th, 2013 at 11:54 am
“…someplace where there is a possibility I’ll run into someone who knows who I am.”
I’m not sure that’s possible living in Idaho.
March 15th, 2013 at 11:57 am
@6 – The last time Frank had that was Florida, 2005:
http://www.imao.us/archives/002682.html
March 15th, 2013 at 12:11 pm
[...] I just realized that SMOD should be plan B, FrnakJ notes what we all used to know was Plan A. [...]
March 15th, 2013 at 12:22 pm
IMAO meetup at Frank’s house tomorrow! I’ll bring the chips! Woooooo!
March 15th, 2013 at 12:50 pm
So Frank wishes that he was a CPAC on the IDES OF MARCH!
Me too! I can’t think of a better place to be on this historic day.
Also it could be a good alibi, if you needed one
Happy IDES of March Day everyone
March 15th, 2013 at 3:06 pm
“So, what do you think should be the future of conservatism?”
Ronald ray guns (yes, an oldie, but appropriate here)
Anything that would disgust Obama: an Appall-”O” Program
A Bill of Responsibilities (that one’s serious)
A MadisOn/Off switch for the Supreme Court
Palindrones
Anti-gravitas boots
A CPAC-e Odyssey
March 15th, 2013 at 3:13 pm
@FredKey – I’ll bring the tuna dip!
March 15th, 2013 at 5:41 pm
Frank doesn’t allow pets.