Worst Execution Ever of Most Brilliant Idea Ever
They’re called “Founders Playing Cards“.
My first thought was a rush of excitement at the thought of my favorite Constitutional pioneers gracing the face cards.
Washington looks great:
But here’s the list of all the faces on the cards:
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Pocahontas, Susan B. Anthony, Harriet Tubman, Rosie the Riveter, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Frederick Douglass, Theodore Roosevelt
Someone’s unclear on the meaning of the word “Founders”.
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March 9th, 2013 at 10:24 pm
Never let a little thing like facts get in the way of an agenda.
March 9th, 2013 at 10:47 pm
Funny – George Washington wouldn’t accept the role of King.
Obama on the other hand…. maybe as a suicide king? Dare to dream (oh yes, I said it)…..
March 9th, 2013 at 10:51 pm
In some respects, I sympathize, because there really weren’t any women involved in the political founding of the nation – too busy raising the next generation of patriots and keeping house for the current generation. Not sexist, just a historical fact.
So, it’s hard to find a good Queen for the cards, let alone four of them.
But I’d suggest, as starters, the allegorical female figures of Liberty and Justice.
Maybe throw in Wisdom and Victory, too.
March 9th, 2013 at 11:01 pm
Going by the founders bios, just be thankful there isn’t an Obama card.
March 9th, 2013 at 11:15 pm
Harvey – Betsy Ross and Molly Pitcher? Abigail Adams? That’s a solid 3.
March 9th, 2013 at 11:15 pm
Harvey – Betsy Ross and Molly Pitcher? Abigail Adams? That’s a solid 3.
March 9th, 2013 at 11:28 pm
@6 – No. Famous names, but minor players in The Founding.
There really weren’t any Founding Mothers. Just supportive wives & mothers. The men did all the heavy lifting, politically.
Kinda had to, since women couldn’t vote.
March 10th, 2013 at 12:07 am
You could probably use Dolly Madison for a fourth. She did risk life and limb to save historical arifacts when the Brits burned the White House.
March 10th, 2013 at 12:25 am
@8 – Yeah, but when you say “Dolly Madison”, most people think about baked goods being sold by the Peanuts gang.
March 10th, 2013 at 6:50 am
@9. And without giving those same people a whack with the clue-by-four, they’ll never know any better.
March 10th, 2013 at 6:52 am
Also, Washington as both General and President carried a smallsword, not a… whatever that sorta messer/dussak/sabre looking hybrid on the card art is supposed to be…
/digression
March 10th, 2013 at 6:54 am
Wait, Washington is a spade?! RAAAAACIST!
Sorry for spamming. There’s not been much sleep.
March 10th, 2013 at 11:25 am
The Department of Design??? wtf?
The Department of Design &
Semiotic Research is devoted
to the cultivation of efficient
communication through
analysis & understanding
of the systemic, cyclical
and mercurial movement of
information through complex
systems and the emergent
forces of function & form.
yeah….ok
March 10th, 2013 at 3:13 pm
Well sure, politically they didn’t do much (like you said, couldn’t vote) but Abigail was involved in gunpowder supply and Molly helped fight at the Battle of Monmouth, or so the story goes.
Could Cornwallis be the joker in this deck of cards?
March 10th, 2013 at 3:35 pm
“Someone’s unclear on the meaning of the word “Founders”.”
Either that, or they’re not playing with a full deck.
March 10th, 2013 at 7:45 pm
I agree with Carolyn the Mommy @5 and @6 (but a little more on 5). Betsy Ross and Abigail Adams were right in front of my mind. Abigail seems to have been quite a wit and did push on her hubby in many political arguments. Betsy Ross, yes, by all means. Molly Pitcher sounds like a good one. Quick and probably shoddy research yields one Nancy Hart as a good candidate ( http://score.rims.k12.ca.us/score_lessons/women_american_revolution/hart.html ) Sounds like the kind of woman IMAO readers could look up to.
March 10th, 2013 at 10:49 pm
Founders?
Lincoln,eh, maybe if you really stretch the definition.
Roosevelt? How about we include Hitler, Marx and Mao while we’re at it?
I am more sympathetic to Truman but he STILL doesn’t make the cut.
March 10th, 2013 at 11:14 pm
Let’s just face the fact that trying to come up with a Founding Mother is like trying to come up with a “Great Black Hockey Player” or a “Great White Basketball Player (Post-Larry Bird era)”.
You can come up with someone who’s “diversity-qualified”, but no one who’s qualified by merit.