You Could Stay Awake Through an Entire Joe Biden Speech With One of These

Posted on March 2, 2013 3:00 pm

In Washington state, a man ordered a $47 Starbucks drink, which contained 40 shots of espresso.

Can’t get that in New York, since it’s considered an “assault coffee”.

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7 Responses to “You Could Stay Awake Through an Entire Joe Biden Speech With One of These”

  1. Jimmy says:

    Yeah, but don’t think we’re “liberated” in any other way unless you want to hug trees, smoke pot, drive Priuses, marry your own gender, build floating bridges that sink, or, kill yourself. Unfortunately, that last one isn’t practiced much by our politicians.

    (IMAO’s been down for awhile, eh? You seem to share a server farm with The Looking Spoon. When you’re down, so are they.)

  2. Critter says:

    47 shots??? can’t we stop the madness????

  3. Jimmy says:

    Of course, I could also mention the six leaking nuclear storage tanks at Hanford, our fictitious sea bird football team, our baseball team that can win a record 116 games and then somehow forget how to hit or catch a ball in the playoffs (like they lost their oars or something), or that guy east of the lake who loves to throw chairs and who has run Microsoft into the ditch with junk products… I could mention those things, but I won’t since it’s 59F outside and the frogs are getting ready to go for it! Have a lovely day, Harvey, and thanks for all you do here.

  4. Dohtimes says:

    Whatever side you take with those health/freedom Nazis it seems strange that some of them think we have the right to fill a container with much more volume of aborted baby than we do soda.

  5. Carpenter says:

    Joe Biden can speak?

  6. zzyzx says:

    I feel that 40 shots of expresso is 39 shots too many. ~ Nanny Bloomberg, NYC.

  7. Writer says:

    Jimmy, I recall when it was the water-and a lot more in that state.

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