Fun Facts About Florida That Even *I* Didn’t Know About

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Obama Protecting Your 2nd Amendment Rights: Clarified

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From Obama’s PR people:

“The President believes firmly in protecting our Second Amendment rights.

But common-sense changes can go a long way in keeping our streets and our schools safer — and there’s too much at stake to stand by and wait for action.

The President will not wait. Yesterday, he signed 23 executive actions to start moving our country in the right direction. And he’s calling on Congress to act on four legislative measures — closing background check loopholes, banning military-style assault weapons, ”

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Then he DOES NOT believe in protecting our Second Amendment rights.

“He believes in protecting a woman’s right to choose. He has called on Congress to require waiting periods and ultrasound before abortion…”

“He believes in protecting our First Amendment rights. He has called on Congress to regulate bloggers to prevent hate speech…”

“He believes in protecting the rights of gays. He has called on Congress to strengthen the Defense of Marriage Act…”

“He believes in protecting our right to worship freely. He has called on Congress to pass laws challenging the tax exempt status of churches who argue against science…”

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You cannot “protect” a right while calling for limitations on it.
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Link of the Day: Obama Threatens to Rescind Endorsement of China

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Obama Threatens to Rescind Endorsement of China

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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In Case You Forgot

Just a reminder that – outside of the mindblowing CGI, Jurassic Park was an awful movie:


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President Jump Shot

At the White House Easter Egg Roll, President Obama made only 2 of the 22 shots he took on the basketball court.

Still a better success rate than his green energy investments.

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lolbama! Part 130

Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.


From Kris:

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From Travelwise42:

From Travelwise42:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From Arik:

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From Arik:

From Arik:

From Arik:

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From me (Harvey):

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From Travelwise42:

From Travelwise42:

From Travelwise42:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


Arik for knowing what the heck a Fushigi is.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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