Who Says Obama Can’t Do Math?

[High Praise! to American Digest]

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It’s being reported that the US held a secret meeting with North Korea back in March.

Apparently it was very brief: just Kim Jong Un saying “send Rodman”.

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This Is Why Iran Doesn’t Have a Bomb Yet

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Link of the Day: The $100 Million Prize Goes to…

[High Praise! to Jimmy The People’s Cube]

The People’s Cube Mapped Human Brain Before Obama Did

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Wisdom of the Day: Phelps Speculate Sunglasses Pet

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I Have Also Used the Word “Mother” to Describe Michelle Obama

During an interview in Vermont, Michelle Obama unthinkingly referred to herself as “a single mother.”

Yes, it’s very easy to confuse that with “jet-setting millionaire celebrity”.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “President Obama threatened to veto the new immigration bill unless…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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Obama Warned Us – Trust

If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists – to protect them and to promote their common welfare – all else is lost.

BARACK OBAMA, speech, Aug. 28, 2006

“But on the bright side, I get unlimited power out of the deal, so – Yay Me!”

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Kinda Sucks to Be a Woman in Saudi Arabia

So a couple guys were ejected from a festival in Saudi Arabia for being “too handsome”. So if you’re keeping track of how horrible it is to be a woman in Saudi Arabia: You can’t drive, you have to be covered, a man must escort you everywhere, and men aren’t even allowed to be attractive to you. And what do women get out of all of this? Apparently they get to be sex slave to a some guy for all eternity.

I humbly suggest that maybe the women of Saudi Arabia may want to try another religion. And if the women all leave Islam, that probably will make it pretty unattractive to most of the guys. Of course, if the women leave Islam, they will be beaten — as they are for most things.

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Straight Line of the Day: When Asked to Explain Why Global Warming Has Stopped, Climate Scientists…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

When asked to explain why global warming has stopped, climate scientists…

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The Ideal “Gun Control” Bill

It’s looking like even the watered down background checks gun bill isn’t going to pass, which leaves an opening for the pro-gun GOP to make their own bill. What we started with was a ban on high-capacity magazines, a ban on “assault weapons”, and background checks even in personal sales, but now the gun control bill will be that Obama signs a formal surrender on the issue and buy us all free ammo and does a silly dance for us. Some are still threatening to filibuster this bill as being too anti-gun as they really think there should be a clause in it saying that all the Senators who proposed gun control will get punched in the junk.

So what’s in your ideal “gun control” bill? I want nationally recognized conceal carry. Time to stop pretending that in one state you’re okay carrying a gun but suddenly in another state you’re dangerous. And if people are arguing that gay marriage is “inevitable”, then universal conceal carry is even more so considering we went from a handful of states with shall issue permits to over forty in the past couple decades.

And “gun owner” is now a protected class who can’t be discriminated against. Actually, he gets extra rights, like an extra vote for example.

Oh, and I want the bill to mandate that anti-gun people write us all a formal apology and promise to try to be nicer to freedom in the future. And I want them to refer to both me and my gun as “sir”.

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Random Thoughts: Gosnell, Limes, and Partisan Studies

Outlawing abortion would create many bad situations. Keeping abortion on demand creates many worse ones.

If you take anyone seriously who uses the phrase “anti-choice” to label opponents of abortion, you are stupid.

Does that no one loved them make the deaths of children at the hands of Gosnell more or less tragic than the deaths of other infants?

Say what you will about my generation, but from an early age we’ve been able to name four Renaissance artists and four ancient Japanese weapons.

According to my non-partisan study, all Democrats are basically Hitlers in training.

You don’t want to see my partisan study. It’s mainly just profanity.

Do you think whoever first discovered a lime tree got really frustrated waiting for his lemons to ripen?

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So… What Would He Do if He Were Emperor?

Jay Carney said that President Obama’s budget “is not what he would do if he were king”.

Oh… so if he were king, his budget would balance?

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