Now No One Will Want to Attend Prison

So now people are reviewing prisons on Yelp. This now seems like a good sign for a town wanting to reduce crime: “Caution about committing crime here: Our prison gets a really bad review on Yelp.”

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  1. Writing in the style one usually finds on these sites:

    “This prisons good and the food is ok but not enoujh of ity but they say its better on death rowe. Old Sparkey is not as good axs he used to be i heard so they have to jolt you seven or nine times or so but they say they will get you their eventually no matter how long it takes. But never ever drop the soap in cell block C – just sayin”



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