Now No One Will Want to Attend Prison

Posted on April 30, 2013 1:00 pm

So now people are reviewing prisons on Yelp. This now seems like a good sign for a town wanting to reduce crime: “Caution about committing crime here: Our prison gets a really bad review on Yelp.”

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5 Responses to “Now No One Will Want to Attend Prison”

  1. Rayfan87 says:

    It seems like something Republicans could campaign on: ‘since I’ve been elected Governor, Yelp reviews of our prisons have dropped from two-star to one-star!’

  2. FredKey says:

    Writing in the style one usually finds on these sites:

    “This prisons good and the food is ok but not enoujh of ity but they say its better on death rowe. Old Sparkey is not as good axs he used to be i heard so they have to jolt you seven or nine times or so but they say they will get you their eventually no matter how long it takes. But never ever drop the soap in cell block C – just sayin”

  3. zzyzx says:

    Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s rating from the prisoners…zero point zero. No wonder he keeps getting voted back into office.

  4. jw says:

    many years ago during one of the drives to cut costs, it was proposed that tv be removed from a prison.

    the interviewed felon proclaimed, “you can’t take away our BENEFITS!”

  5. zzyzx says:

    What if your food was worse then prison food?

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