Random Thoughts: Gun Gloating

Posted on April 18, 2013 9:57 am

There are free cell phones for illegal immigrants. Just go to ICE and say, “I’m an illegal immigrant,” and they’ll give you one.

I thought it was a false flag operation but I just had never seen a Puerto Rican flag before.

I was really crossing my fingers the suspect would be a woman this time for diversity’s sake.

CNN: “Sorry. We have one source that always lies and one that always tells the truth and we’ve never been able to figure which is which.”

Was watching CNN and heard James Earl Jones say, “This is not CNN.”

We’re going to get another Sandy Hook if we don’t pass gun control laws that would have done nothing to stop Sandy Hook.

I like guns and freedom and America and nachos.

Can now we declare the gun control issue officially dead in America and recognize that it’s never coming back? #MoveOn

Yes, there are people who were for expanded background check since 1999 who are against them now. That’s now dead that useless issue is.

I’d take your outrage over gun violence more seriously if you didn’t immediately latch onto completely useless gun control measures.

So now that we’re done with this crap, anyone have any ideas for things that might actually stop violent crime?

I actually wouldn’t have been outraged if the bill passed. It just seemed rather useless.

Obama: “Everyone was against Obamacare and we got that passed. People were actually for this one!”

I don’t really this respect this president very much but as long as he doesn’t bother me I don’t care.

So 90% of people passionately believed in this bill and Obama couldn’t get it passed? Man he sucks at being president.

A lot of these gun control proponents seem really emotional and irrational; I hope a background check will keep them from getting guns.

If all you gun control people are still upset about kids being killed, maybe you can redirect your ire against Kermit Gosnell.

They say we don’t have to worry about gun grabbing anymore; does that mean all the people for it a decade or two ago apologized?

You get money for supporting guns? Why have all of us suckers been doing it for free?

Doesn’t it show what a safe, civilized society we have that people have no fear insulting those who own guns?

If your plans all hinge on the fantasy of keeping the murderous from getting guns, then you’re the one okay with more Sandy Hooks.

I bet Romney would have gotten pointless gun control passed.

All the ones obsessing on this bill that wouldn’t have prevented Sandy Hook are the ones not taking those deaths seriously.

Freedom is powered by liberals’ tears.

Harry Reid voted against the amendment for procedural reasons and because he’s old and easily confused.

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21 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Gun Gloating”

  1. Chip says:

    “…Freedom is powered by liberals’ tears.”

    Can I use this one please? It needs to be a t-shirt, or a button, or something worn by every Liberty Minded individual every day and twice in front of large groups of Liberals.

  2. FredKey says:

    So the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants and the constant flow of liberals’ tears. Got it!

  3. Oppo says:

    “Freedom is powered by liberals’ tears.”

    … in fact, it’s a distill-hate of them.

    … Liberals convert whine to water.

    … Liberal’s tear: a salt weapon.

  4. Oppo says:

    When inundated with liberals’ tears, you can suck the air out of a Reid.

  5. Harvey says:

    @3 – *groans at Oppo*

    *limbers up Pun Bat*

  6. zzyzx says:

    It ain’t over ’till the fat first lady signs.

  7. zzyzx says:

    Sings dang it sings!

  8. Son of Bob says:

    “CNN: “Sorry. We have one source that always lies and one that always tells the truth and we’ve never been able to figure which is which.””

    …or, every network was right, a Muslim was arrested, and President Agenda couldn’t have a Saudi National Muslim blowing up Boston while he’s trying to open the borders and take everyone’s guns. Just sayin’.

  9. Vaktatunnen says:

    This leaves Maryland, NewYork and Connecticut as the slow kids who heard “Now everybody ban all your guns” but didn’t realize there was no “Simon says.”

  10. springeraz says:

    “If all you gun control people are still upset about kids being killed, maybe you can redirect your ire against Kermit Gosnell.” There’s the quote of the day right there. Good luck getting any traction with it though. You know the old saying…”It is easier to get the camels nose through the eye of the tent than it is to get the left to actually see what tools they are”. Or something. It’s close enough when you’re talking about liberals…

  11. Son of Bob says:

    As I stated earlier…


  12. deoporvida says:

    as for the free phones from ICE…well here in my area….it’s not being done (yet)…..tho we do have plenty of “dreamers”……

  13. Carpenter says:

    Everyone is so worried about guns. Well what about the Obamacidal maniacs who have murdered close to 60 million innocent babies?

    Who would you prefer your pregnant daughter, wife, sister, or neighbor to get a ride from. Someone with a gun or an Abortion Clinic worker? The choice is simple. One protects life and the other destroys life.

  14. Jimmy says:

    @5: How do you limber up a Pun Bat?? A Crabby Old Bat, maybe, or, like a Fruit Bat. But a Pun Bat? If you limbered-up a Pun Bat, it would get all rubbery and stuff like a Gummy Worm.

    Face it, Harvey, we can’t beat Oppo at his game. He pun-t’s the ball over our head every time!

  15. Oppo says:

    *limbers up Pun Bat*

    Just don’t go off half-corked!

  16. Jimmy says:

    @Oppo: Harvey called and said, “Screw the bat. I got a BFG-9000 loaded for bear.” (Although, he might have meant “bare.”)

  17. Jimmy says:

    Goona shoot him some Oppossum.

  18. Oppo says:

    Ruh-ro. Spells doom.
    Which is more than Biden can do.
    He told me, though, that the BFG is not a BFD. Unless you shoot it through the “D’Oh!”r.

  19. Jimmy says:

    More like Descent into Dante’s Inferno, brought to you by the master of Newish Fakery!

  20. Jimmy says:

    *tries to lure Harvey out into the open*

  21. 4of7 says:

    The Pun-isher strikes again!

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