Oh, man. We made Obama mad with voting down even his most water-downed gun bill. He scrunched up his little face, shook his tiny fist, and was all like, “Quack quack.” Which is the sound a duck makes. A lame one. And if you’re wondering why Obama got all mad about this and not about something like Benghazi, that’s because this wasn’t just some ambassador or other people he didn’t care about being killed — this was actually an attack on him! He stuck his neck out on this, and he couldn’t even get all the senators in his own party to go along. He looks like a complete doof, and the more he goes on about how this bill had 90% support, the more useless he makes himself look. Really you had a bill with 90% support — something pretty much unheard of — and you couldn’t even get all of your own party to go along? You must be the most ineffectual leader to ever hold the office, Obama.
But one amendment almost did get passed. We were only 3 votes shy of getting national reciprocity laws. Dang it.
So now that even watered down background checks bills won’t even get passed, can we finally admit gun control is completely dead as an issue and never coming back? And thus can you stop trotting out grieving families to pass useless laws that would have done nothing to prevent any of these tragedies? I mean, really, the more you gun control idiots stomp and gnash your teeth about this, the more you look like out of touch idiots. Everyone except you morons understand this background check law was useless — at its best, it would cost millions, inconvenience law-abiding gun owners, and maybe stop one or two really lazy, really stupid criminals from getting a gun. But to understand that, gun control proponents would actually have to look at these issues logically and rationally instead of just being emotional and constantly throwing hissy fits. I mean, look at Joe Scarborough going on about how this vote no rational person cares about is going to sink the GOP. Joe, you aren’t the reasonable one on this issue — and I know being the “reasonable one” is what you cherish above all thing — but you are now just an emotional idiot throwing a fit over a pointless law because you don’t take this issue seriously enough to actually deal with reality.
Fine, you anti-gun ninnies, keep throwing your little fits. As you can see from the recent vote in the Senate, we’re ignoring you now.
Well, except when we make fun of you. Like look at this NRA ad taking on Bloomberg’s nonsense:
If you gun control guys took this seriously at all, you’d actually first learn a thing or two about guns. But that’s been the problem in the gun debate: Only one side actually take this seriously. The other just likes to scream a lot. And even dead kids isn’t enough to make them sit down and finally think rationally about the subject. And that’s why the country left them behind.