“April fools!” – Mr. T identifies the month
— Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) April 1, 2013
It’s more fun to lie consistently throughout the year than one day in April.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) April 1, 2013
Window creaking ominously in the wind. If horribly scarred, I vow I will do everything in my power to destroy The Batman.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) April 1, 2013
Egypt arrests popular comic over jokes about President. That could never happen here. Comics don’t make jokes about Obama.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) April 1, 2013
Every time I think I’m 100% cool with same-sex marriage, someone says the phrase ‘marriage equality’ and I’m forced to re-think my position.
— Kevin Eder (@keder) April 1, 2013