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On CNBC, former DNC Chair Howard Dean said there are “no serious questions being asked about Benghazi”.
Yeah, pulling the questioners’ phone records will do that.
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “President Obama Is Planning a No-Fly Zone Over Syria, Which Will Include…”
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If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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I Don’t Know What My Administration Did Last Summer
The Good, The Bad and The First Lady
The Empire Strikes Taxpayers
A Day Without A Mexican Voter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall……..and whoever else was at the embassy in Benghazi
Lots more at the link above.
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Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it’s like wow those look cool but in person it’s all omg what do I do
— Nick Toplass (@TitaniumToplass) May 30, 2013
Two dots is probably enough for an ellipsis. I mean, we get the idea.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) May 30, 2013
TV is a medium, because it’s neither rare nor well done.
— Michael Z Williamson (@mzmadmike) May 30, 2013
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say ketchup packets could be like three times bigger.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) May 31, 2013
A new Gallup poll shows 69% of Americans say the IRS scandal is a “serious matter”.
The other 31% pled the fifth.
There’s something about the American spirit — inherent in the American spirit — we don’t hang on to the past. We always move forward…. We are going to leave something better for our children — not just here in the United States, but all around the world.
BARACK OBAMA, speech at DNC fundraising reception, Oct. 15, 2009
“Just wait until you see how I fix that decrepit old Constitution. Forward!”
Romney says Obama’s second term is a “disappointment.” Well, that’s not fair; his second term isn’t even one year over. Thus there’s a lot of time for Obama to achieve lower than disappointment. Like “travesty” or “abomination” or “epic FAIL.” I’m sure by 2016 we’ll long for the days of disappointment.