Archive for May, 2013

Kim Jong Il Hates Ribertarians for Making Him Feel Ronery

Friday, May 31, 2013 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Eric Praline]

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As a Facially-Haired American, I Find This Hate-Speech Offensive

Friday, May 31, 2013 9:00 pm


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer # 905,535 )

Forget the haters. Worthwhile women find face-fur irresistible.

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Oddly, Agreeing With Howard Dean

Friday, May 31, 2013 8:00 pm

On CNBC, former DNC Chair Howard Dean said there are “no serious questions being asked about Benghazi”.

Yeah, pulling the questioners’ phone records will do that.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Friday, May 31, 2013 7:47 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “President Obama Is Planning a No-Fly Zone Over Syria, Which Will Include…

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If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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What Can Make Gold More Valuable? Bacon!

Friday, May 31, 2013 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to HokieGomer]

Chocolate-covered bacon sprinkled with 23 karat gold.

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Link of the Day: Obama Scandal Movies

Friday, May 31, 2013 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The People's Cube]

Obama Scandal Movies

Excerpt:

I Don’t Know What My Administration Did Last Summer

The Good, The Bad and The First Lady

The Empire Strikes Taxpayers

A Day Without A Mexican Voter

Forgetting Sarah Marshall……..and whoever else was at the embassy in Benghazi

Lots more at the link above.

[Think you have a link that's IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Wisdom of the Day: Girls Ellipsis Medium Ketchup

Friday, May 31, 2013 5:00 pm

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A Very Representative Poll

Friday, May 31, 2013 4:00 pm

A new Gallup poll shows 69% of Americans say the IRS scandal is a “serious matter”.

The other 31% pled the fifth.

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Obama Warned Us – American Spirit

Friday, May 31, 2013 2:00 pm

There’s something about the American spirit — inherent in the American spirit — we don’t hang on to the past. We always move forward…. We are going to leave something better for our children — not just here in the United States, but all around the world.

BARACK OBAMA, speech at DNC fundraising reception, Oct. 15, 2009

“Just wait until you see how I fix that decrepit old Constitution. Forward!”

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Beyond Disappointment

Friday, May 31, 2013 1:00 pm

Romney says Obama’s second term is a “disappointment.” Well, that’s not fair; his second term isn’t even one year over. Thus there’s a lot of time for Obama to achieve lower than disappointment. Like “travesty” or “abomination” or “epic FAIL.” I’m sure by 2016 we’ll long for the days of disappointment.

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Straight Line of the Day: The First Job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS Scandal Case…

Friday, May 31, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…

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Let My Corruption Go

Friday, May 31, 2013 11:00 am

So some great insight as we’d expect from MSNBC: Eric Holder is Moses. That makes sense, as I remember how Moses got commandments from God, but he refused to release what they were. And then it was found out that Moses was selling swords and spears to the Egyptians… and he apparently had a really good explanation for why he was doing that but it’s not in the Bible because he gave that explanation off the record.

Also, a lot of Exodus is about how creepy Moses mustache looked.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Friday, May 31, 2013 10:30 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

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We need to exorcise more

Friday, May 31, 2013 10:00 am

Fr. Gabriele Amorth says he’s exorcised over 160-thousand demons, according to reports from The Sunday Times and The Christian Post.

That’s a lot.

Thinking about it, though, I’m thinking he’s still got some work to do.

obamas-cabinet
[Source: The Looking Spoon]

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Random Thoughts: Science and Holder

Friday, May 31, 2013 9:42 am

I trust Obama’s opinions on science the same as I’d trust a parrot’s opinion on science.

I think Eric Holder knows he’s in trouble; saw him applying for a job at Olive Garden.

I think most sexism stems from the fact that women have babies and men don’t.

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Cartoon of the Day – Logic

Friday, May 31, 2013 9:00 am

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[Source: Chuck Asay - GoComics]

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Eddie Haskell Knows What I’m Talking About

Friday, May 31, 2013 8:00 am

White House senior adviser Dan Pfeiffer vowed that the Obama administration would ensure that IRS scandals “never happen again.”

So… aiming for a better IRS or a better cover-up?

[Title reference link]

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Frank J. Hates Libertarians

Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Jimmy]

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Cake: He Will Let Them Eat It

Thursday, May 30, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to John Cox Art]

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Also, Hasn’t Squeezed the Life Out of As Many People

Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:00 pm

A Florida man captured the world’s longest Burmese Python – over 18 feet long.

Large as it was, though, it still displayed less forked tongue than an Obama press conference.

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