Kim Jong Il Hates Ribertarians for Making Him Feel Ronery

[High Praise! to Eric Praline]

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As a Facially-Haired American, I Find This Hate-Speech Offensive


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Forget the haters. Worthwhile women find face-fur irresistible.

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Oddly, Agreeing With Howard Dean

On CNBC, former DNC Chair Howard Dean said there are “no serious questions being asked about Benghazi”.

Yeah, pulling the questioners’ phone records will do that.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “President Obama Is Planning a No-Fly Zone Over Syria, Which Will Include…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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What Can Make Gold More Valuable? Bacon!

[High Praise! to HokieGomer]

Chocolate-covered bacon sprinkled with 23 karat gold.

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Link of the Day: Obama Scandal Movies

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

Obama Scandal Movies

Excerpt:

I Don’t Know What My Administration Did Last Summer

The Good, The Bad and The First Lady

The Empire Strikes Taxpayers

A Day Without A Mexican Voter

Forgetting Sarah Marshall……..and whoever else was at the embassy in Benghazi

Lots more at the link above.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Wisdom of the Day: Girls Ellipsis Medium Ketchup

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A Very Representative Poll

A new Gallup poll shows 69% of Americans say the IRS scandal is a “serious matter”.

The other 31% pled the fifth.

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Obama Warned Us – American Spirit

There’s something about the American spirit — inherent in the American spirit — we don’t hang on to the past. We always move forward…. We are going to leave something better for our children — not just here in the United States, but all around the world.

BARACK OBAMA, speech at DNC fundraising reception, Oct. 15, 2009

“Just wait until you see how I fix that decrepit old Constitution. Forward!”

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Beyond Disappointment

Romney says Obama’s second term is a “disappointment.” Well, that’s not fair; his second term isn’t even one year over. Thus there’s a lot of time for Obama to achieve lower than disappointment. Like “travesty” or “abomination” or “epic FAIL.” I’m sure by 2016 we’ll long for the days of disappointment.

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