Bam! Obama Is About to Lay the “Rethinking” Down on You!

So now we’ve found out what happens when you cross Obama’s red line: He smacks you down with an epic rethinking of options! That’s right, Assad, you better watch out — Obama is about to rethink! Maybe even reconsider! If you believed you knew what Obama thought about his options before, well — BOOM! — that’s gone; he’s rethought them! Since you used chemical weapons, all the previous thinking is bye bye. Obama’s going to take all those options he’s had before and then think on them differently. You brought this on yourself, Assad. You brought this rethinking on you. Are you scared? If not, you better rethink that.

I hope no one who has nukes is watching this.

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  1. “I have come here to rethink options and chew bubblegum… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
    – Barack Obama –

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  2. Reminds me of a Dave Barry classic when the Brittish Bobbies no longer had firearms. They would yell at the criminal “Stop, or I’ll yell stop again!”

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  3. @ 3.Dizzy says:
    May 1st, 2013 at 11:25 am

    Heh. Seeing how they were armed with naught but clubs and whistles, the gag line was also, “Stop, or I’ll toot!”

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  4. My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of rethought careening through a cosmic vapor of rethinking. ~ Barack Obama

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  5. It could actually be a refreshing break after five years of repeating everything he reads in the New York Slimes. He might even give the economy some thought.

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  6. It could actually be a refreshing break after five years of repeating everything he reads in the New York Slimes. He might even give the economy some thought.

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  7. His mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of rethinking. ~ Joe the VP

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