Followed by a Trillion-Dollar Bacteria Literacy Program

The federal government is considering banning anti-bacterial soap.

Good plan. And if that doesn’t work, just put up a bunch of “Bacteria-Free Zone” signs.

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  1. because bacteria are YGDFT! YLTATSOTE

    as are the feds. well the feds aren’t the L. but everything else. to L with the feds

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  2. Well, they’d better ban soap itself because soap IS antibacterial by its very nature.

    What a bunch of dumb bunnies.

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  3. Then by definition all comedians will have to come on stage and start with “Hello ladies and germs”.

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