Followed by a Trillion-Dollar Bacteria Literacy Program

Posted on May 11, 2013 8:00 pm

The federal government is considering banning anti-bacterial soap.

Good plan. And if that doesn’t work, just put up a bunch of “Bacteria-Free Zone” signs.

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6 Responses to “Followed by a Trillion-Dollar Bacteria Literacy Program”

  1. jw says:

    because bacteria are YGDFT! YLTATSOTE

    as are the feds. well the feds aren’t the L. but everything else. to L with the feds

  2. Oppo says:

    Microbial-managing the economy.

  3. Writer says:

    I am overdue to invest in sign painting companies.

  4. Crackpot says:

    Well, they’d better ban soap itself because soap IS antibacterial by its very nature.

    What a bunch of dumb bunnies.

  5. Harvey says:

    Bacterial Bacon to jw!

  6. Dohtimes says:

    Then by definition all comedians will have to come on stage and start with “Hello ladies and germs”.

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