It sure seems like the press is actually beginning to pay attention to some of the Obama administration scandals. Could it be that the press is finally beginning to lose its bias? Of course not. That would be silly. According to my connections in the State Department, these superficial scandals are just a diversion to cover up for the really embarrassing scandals that are being actively suppressed. I’ll be slowly leaking these scandals out over the coming week as I am able to uncover them.
- Michelle Obama provided legal advice to the Baker’s Union associated with the bankruptcy of Hostess and is vested in the private venture capital group that has purchased the Hostess recipes.
- The NAACP has begun to officially question Obama’s ‘black authenticity’ since leaked security footage from the White House locker room depicts him slathering himself with spray tan and insta-perm.