Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…….

Posted on May 20, 2013 5:00 pm

It sure seems like the press is actually beginning to pay attention to some of the Obama administration scandals.  Could it be that the press is finally beginning to lose its bias?  Of course not.  That would be silly.  According to my connections in the State Department, these superficial scandals are just a diversion to cover up for the really embarrassing scandals that are being actively suppressed.  I’ll be slowly leaking these scandals out over the coming week as I am able to uncover them.

  • Michelle Obama provided legal advice to the Baker’s Union associated with the bankruptcy of Hostess and is vested in the private venture capital group that has purchased the Hostess recipes.
  • The NAACP has begun to officially question Obama’s ‘black authenticity’ since leaked security footage from the White House locker room depicts him slathering himself with spray tan and insta-perm.

[Cross posted at Nuking Politics]

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5 Responses to “Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…….”

  1. La Longue Carabine says:

    Paraphrasing Ford Prefects comment on Sirius Cybernetics designs: The fundamental administration scandals are hidden by the superficial administration scandals.

  2. Zach says:

    I have an idea for a project for IMAO/Nuking politics. There should be an Articles of Impeachment Bingo game. You take all the items listed in Noxon’s Articles of Impeachment and make bingo grids with them. As a scandal comes out where the current administration did the same thing, you fill in the boxes. The game ends in three years when Obama is still president because he’s not a Republican.

  3. zzyzx says:

    Insta-perm! OMG nooooo!

  4. Karen says:

    In fact, the NAACP has 3 witnesses who claim that they saw Obama slathering a sandwich with mayonaise.

    Obama’s birth certificate was found… he was born in Texas amd may have been infected with capitalism.

  5. TheHat says:

    There will be no impact on the next Presidential election if this stuff is exposed now. It will be old news. Obama is a Liberal and doesn’t give a sh!t about these issues. His pride might be hurt and he might add a few names to his enemies list but that’s all that’s going to happen. Unless we get people put in jail, this is all hot air. And with the ‘jail-bird-in-chief’ and his ‘holder’, that aint-a-gunna-happen.

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