Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama’s Plan to Expand Her Anti-Obesity Campaign to Zoos…

Posted on May 20, 2013 12:00 pm

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Michelle Obama’s plan to expand her anti-obesity campaign to zoos…

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74 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama’s Plan to Expand Her Anti-Obesity Campaign to Zoos…”

  1. c64wood says:

    Michelle Obama’s plan to expand her anti-obesity campaign to zoos…

    …ended up being just that, a plan.

    …was placed on the shoulders of the taxpayers.

    …caused zoos across the country to shut down from lack of attendance. Who wants to see a skinny hippo?

  2. c64wood says:

    Michelle Obama’s plan to expand her anti-obesity campaign to zoos…

    … was only the first step. Next there’ll be classes for the animals on safe sex and how to properly use a condom.

  3. plentyobailouts says:

    Michelle Obama’s plan to expand her anti-obesity campaign to zoos…

    exempted the Sasquatch exhibit

    caused billy clinton to cancel his membership

    had the chimpanzees lining up to be science! experiments!

  4. Bob B says:

    …-elephants and rhinos need not apply.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    Michelle Obama’s plan to expand her anti-obesity campaign to zoos…

    First they came for the Eudorcas thomsonii,
    and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t an Eudorcas thomsonii.

    Then they came for the Ornithorhynchus anatinus,
    and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t an Ornithorhynchus anatinus.

    Then they came for the Panthera tigris,
    and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a Panthera tigris.

    Then they came for the Homo sapiens,
    and there was no one left to speak for me.

  6. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …resulted in the hungry, hungry hippos becoming starving, starving hippos.

  7. walruskkkch says:

    Michelle Obama’s plan to expand her anti-obesity campaign to zoos…

    …involved a more “Natural” diet for the animals. Which pleased the Predators, the Ruminants? Not so much.

  8. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …unfairly targeted large, grey animals with long trunks and big ears. The administration claimed that was irrelevant.

  9. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . was first reported by a Fox News employee whose phone has been tapped, e-mails are being perused, and tax returns are being audited.

    . . . is not in the ten most absurd ideas to come out of the White House since January 20, 2009.

  10. frogmouth says:

    It’s a madhouse! A maaaaaaaaaadhouse!

  11. Dohtimes says:

    …was brought on when her visit resulted in being pelted by peanuts at the pachyderm exhibit.

    …began with asking a gorilla if he minded peeling his own banana.

    …had it’s genesis in the laughter she provoked whenever she yelled out Let’s Mooooove when leading kids in exercising.

    …was applauded by the hundreds of fat cats she had invited to that nights White House gala.

    …might mean the Yankees will find it easier to tell when they have accidentally shown up at the real Bronx Zoo.

  12. Writer says:

    … lasted until the rhino showed her what he thought of her idea.

  13. Writer says:

    … has been called off since the gorilla moved her in with him.

  14. NoMoBama says:

    ….even targets some animals with 4 legs.

  15. Oppo says:

    … is a natural consequence of being married to Dr. Doolittle.

  16. James says:

    . . . was called off when a reporter addressed the hippopotamus as “Mrs. Obama”.

    . . . was called off when the keeper hosed off the FLOTUS.

  17. walruskkkch says:

    Michelle Obama’s plan to expand her anti-obesity campaign to zoos…

    …will include an exercise program called “everyone runs from the lions.”

  18. RAML says:

    Had the Skinny Cow brand really pumped up.

  19. rodney dill says:

    …that’s it for me. I’m writing off zoos. I’m going clubbing with baby seals instead.

  20. rodney dill says:

    by hosting zumba dances with wolves.

  21. tanstaafl says:

    will close the elephant houses and the hippo houses, but at least we can hope it will also close the house of rinos

  22. rodney dill says:

    …so much for the animals being made out of candy.

    (apologies for the commercial)

  23. rodney dill says:

    …it will features exotic animal races… all except for RINOs, as everyone knows a RINO can’t run and win.

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