Top 12* Reasons Why Frank’s Kid Hasn’t Shown Up Yet

Posted on May 13, 2013 9:45 am

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12) Forgot to set the alarm clock.

11) Can’t find his Birth Certificate.

10) New 0bamaCare regulation stating that all babies must be born on the same day each year to save paperwork.

9) Stork made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

8) Sarah following through on threat not to let him out until he cleans up his womb.

7) Attempting to set the new world record for human gestation.

6) Refusing to come out until somebody does something about who the President is!

5) 3 words: Bacon Flavored Placenta.

4) Recently featured on an episode of Pimp My Womb, refusing to leave newly renovated digs.

3) Still negotiating for a larger room and more allowance.

2) Sarah was just stuffing a pillow under her shirt for the last 9 months, wanted to see how long it took Frank to figure it out.

1) Found out who his Father is. Can you blame him?

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9 Responses to “Top 12* Reasons Why Frank’s Kid Hasn’t Shown Up Yet”

  1. DamnCat says:

    13) He found out the IRS is harassing conservatives

  2. Crackpot says:

    14) Peeked out, saw his shadow Frank, and decided there were six more weeks of winter womb.

  3. Anonymiss says:

    15) It’s still a little cold out yet. Maybe you should go to Africa for the birth? or Hawaii?

  4. silaS marreD says:

    I think this whole “baby” thing is just a ploy to improve his site’s ratings. He really jumped the shark on this one.

  5. Dohtimes says:

    He objects to being called Butterthimble. Won’t end his boycott until the gluten is freed. His only wish is to totally dominate his kindergarten basketball games.

  6. EdthePastor says:

    Frank’s pregnant? Does Sara know about this?

  7. seanmhair says:

    Frank called him a stupid baby in a post. Who’d want to come out after that.

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  9. Harvey says:

    Still No Baby Bacon to seanmahair!

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