“27 Hilarious Ways You Know Journalism Is Dead” – Journalism
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 30, 2013
Man, if Obama ever gets to be President he’s really going to do something about that damn Gitmo.
— DrewM (@DrewMTips) April 30, 2013
Future historians will wonder why, amidst horrible joblessness and sluggish growth, we didn’t spend more time talking about gay athletes.
— Razor (@hale_razor) April 30, 2013
Nothing sexier than a lady who knows her way around a corn maze based on a system she’s devised from figuring out corn mazes in her past.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) April 30, 2013
When the checkout person tries to put your toilet paper in a bag, tell them it’s ‘for here’, not ‘to go’. Then ask them to hurry.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) April 30, 2013
JK Rowling and her sister LOL Rowling often annoy their brother, WTF Rowling
— Tween Hobo (@TweenHobo) April 30, 2013
When someone tells me their name I like to reply, “Not a fan!”.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) April 30, 2013
I hope the LATimes staff does quit en masse, and then they can enjoy the Obama Economy they’ve been previously been such fans of from afar.
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) April 30, 2013
My jeans say “I’m a fun, casual guy!” I wrote it on them with a marker.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 30, 2013
Look, if you’re the weirder of two Tims in the same place, your name is Weird Tim.
— justin(@Spotzwoj) April 30, 2013
I like it when band members are looking all different directions in the band photo because, like, what is even going on? No one knows.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) April 30, 2013
You know who else quit the LA Times? Half their subscribers.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 30, 2013
Daughter learned about nymphs in mythology. “Dad, can you do a Google image search on nymphs so I can see what they look like?” “Uh, no.”
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) April 30, 2013
My least favorite movie ending is when they just have a big title card saying “WE OWE U ONE ENDING” That’s so lame!
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) May 1, 2013