[While Obama's beating the hell out of a bar full of Republicans, Bay-nor walks in, dressed as a messenger boy and carrying a box] Bay-nor: Taxgram for Obama! Taxgram for Obama! Obama: Me Obama.
Bay-nor: Sign, please.
[Obama grabs the paper and makes some rough scratches on it]
Bay-nor: Thank you.
[He gives Obama the box and walks out of the bar, putting his fingers in his ears]
Obama: Obama like taxes.
[he opens the box - BOOM!]
When the first dollar you make goes to some dude named FICA, it’s pretty discouraging (but he doesn’t get any past $80,000 or whatever). When you work overtime and half your overtime goes to taxes, that’s pretty discouraging. (Yes, if you’re on salary, you’re suppose to be working 40 to 60 hours a week anyway, but think about your annual bonus.)
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