Straight Line of the Day: Harry Reid Wants Nevada to Be Defined As a “Border State”. Also to Be Defined…

Posted on June 17, 2013 12:00 pm

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Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

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54 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Harry Reid Wants Nevada to Be Defined As a “Border State”. Also to Be Defined…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    as a Barnes and Noble, and an Amazon state.

  2. rodney dill says:

    is California as Whack-a-Doodle-Land.

  3. rodney dill says:

    are Seven new states.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …”is” that one has been hanging for a while.

  5. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . as a disorder in DSM -5, is taking Harry Reid seriously.

  6. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …all votes for “Republicans” shall be termed “Democrat”.

  7. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . are the boundaries of the padded cell to which Harry Reid should be confined.

  8. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …Mexico as the 51st state.

    …up as down, black as white and chili as beanless.

  9. Apostic says:

    …will be North Dakota as a “Boring State.”

  10. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …Harry Reid as He-Man the most powerful man in the Universe!

  11. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …Freedom as only a state of mind.

  12. Conservatarian says:

    …as a border state is California, since it borders the USA on the east.

  13. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …all current “Border states” upgraded to status of “Mexico.”

  14. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …crucifixion as the appropriate procedure to be applied to obviously mentally defective Senate Majority Leaders.

  15. Apostic says:

    Utah as a “Coastal State”

  16. Apostic says:

    …will be Reid’s meglomania as a “normal state.”

  17. rodney dill says:

    …inconceivable… Vizzini never quite did get the hang of it.

  18. rodney dill says:

    …malarky

  19. FredKey says:

    …is geography, as a “needless waste of the voters’ time,” along with “mathematics.”

  20. jw says:

    …the contents of your bank account as his to do with as he pleases

  21. Burt says:

    …himself as the current mortal embodiment of the prophet/angel Moroni.

  22. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity, empty as a liberal’s head. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the sum of man’s fears and the limit of his Intelligence. This is the dimension of impossible Fantasy. It is an area which we call the Dingy Harry Zone.

  23. calcpa says:

    …is Oregon, which is also only one state away from the borders – in both directions.

  24. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …the state of having a pair too big for your native intelligence.

  25. rodney dill says:

    Pederasty as normal acceptable behavior… in Arizona… for Harry Reid.

  26. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …”You lost me” at “Harry Reid wants”.

  27. plentyobailouts says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    harry reid.

  28. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …any sense of reality the even hints of rationality. Oh, I thought you said “Defiled”, my bad.

  29. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …”Cheesemakers” as to include all makers of Dairy products.

  30. walruskkkch says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …Lewis as Martin, Abbott as Costello, Starsky as Hutch.

  31. CLIFF says:

    ….weapons grade ricin versus mom and pop grade.

  32. Dohtimes says:

    …Jesus, Joseph and Mary as Nativity Americans which means amnesty for people “crossing” the border.

    …bi-otechnology, making it illegal to eat a trans-gene-dered vegetable.

    …the word literal, now it means literally anything. Well almost anything. It means everything else, but usually the opposite.

    …freedom, now it’s dumb to be free, smartypants.

  33. Writer says:

    … and all of the sand there defined as Protected Beachfront Property and a national wetlands..

  34. FormerHostage says:

    …cow farts as “minty fresh”

    …dementia as normal when referencing Harry Reid.

    …”lite” beer as…beer.

  35. FormerHostage says:

    …national borders as ‘optional’

  36. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …illegal immigrants as voting citizens.

  37. jw says:

    …mexico city as washington DC

  38. rodney dill says:

    … a ‘Suicide Bomber’ as an ‘Instantaneous Community Organizer’

  39. frogmouth says:

    …what the definition of “is” is.

    …what, exactly, is “cowboy poetry”?

    …whether an ace is worth one or eleven.

  40. Dohtimes says:

    Border Patrol: Having Danny Torrance ride his Big Wheel through a casino shouting Redrob!!! Redrob!!! while Obama gets hired as the caretaker of The Overlook.

  41. c64wood says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …is the Obamacare penalty as a tax. Oh nevermind.

    …Taco Bell dogs at Border Collies

  42. c64wood says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    … The month of June as “National Border Month”

  43. Apostic says:

    40.Dohtimes says:
    June 17th, 2013 at 4:15 pm
    …while Obama gets hired as the caretaker of The Overlook

    All work an no play makes Barack a dull POTUS.
    All work an no play makes Barack a dull POTUS.
    All work an no play makes Barack a dull POTUS…

  44. Jimmy says:

    …is Nevada as the Reid’s special “cowboy song state.”

  45. arik says:

    Mary Landrieu as Obama’s new “Geography Czar.”

  46. Bob B says:

    …as “Surf City, USA”

    …as “a meat popsicle”

    …as a ski mecca

    …as mecca

  47. Jeff in South Dakota says:

    That South Dakota belongs to the Confederacy since it has “South” in its title, y’all.

  48. Y.L. Tatsote says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …is how long did Harry Reid, in his homeless drifter days, hang out at the Spahn Ranch back in ’68 or ’69 with Charlie and The Girls?

  49. Y. L. Tatsote says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …is the percentage of royalties from Beach Boys songs owed to Reid from back in ’68 when he, Charlie, and Dennis Wilson were writing and recording songs at Goldstar studios.

  50. Y. L. Tatsote says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …is how many children the then-homeless-drifter Harry Reid fathered with the Manson girls. Squeeky says at least nine split between Krenwinkle, Atkins, Van Houten and others.

  51. rodney dill says:

    …freedom… as nothing left to lose.

  52. RAML says:

    Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    Harry Reid as bat Shi’ite crazy.

    Could it be possible Harry Reid is enjoying old timer’s disease?

  53. Maverick says:

    … chewing gum as a low-cost food substitute.

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