Straight Line of the Day: Harry Reid Wants Nevada to Be Defined As a “Border State”. Also to Be Defined…

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Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

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  1. Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …crucifixion as the appropriate procedure to be applied to obviously mentally defective Senate Majority Leaders.

  2. Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity, empty as a liberal’s head. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the sum of man’s fears and the limit of his Intelligence. This is the dimension of impossible Fantasy. It is an area which we call the Dingy Harry Zone.

  3. Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …any sense of reality the even hints of rationality. Oh, I thought you said “Defiled”, my bad.

  4. …Jesus, Joseph and Mary as Nativity Americans which means amnesty for people “crossing” the border.

    …bi-otechnology, making it illegal to eat a trans-gene-dered vegetable.

    …the word literal, now it means literally anything. Well almost anything. It means everything else, but usually the opposite.

    …freedom, now it’s dumb to be free, smartypants.

  5. 40.Dohtimes says:
    June 17th, 2013 at 4:15 pm
    …while Obama gets hired as the caretaker of The Overlook

    All work an no play makes Barack a dull POTUS.
    All work an no play makes Barack a dull POTUS.
    All work an no play makes Barack a dull POTUS…

  6. Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …is how long did Harry Reid, in his homeless drifter days, hang out at the Spahn Ranch back in ’68 or ’69 with Charlie and The Girls?

  7. Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …is the percentage of royalties from Beach Boys songs owed to Reid from back in ’68 when he, Charlie, and Dennis Wilson were writing and recording songs at Goldstar studios.

  8. Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    …is how many children the then-homeless-drifter Harry Reid fathered with the Manson girls. Squeeky says at least nine split between Krenwinkle, Atkins, Van Houten and others.

  9. Harry Reid wants Nevada to be defined as a “Border State“. Also to be defined…

    Harry Reid as bat Shi’ite crazy.

    Could it be possible Harry Reid is enjoying old timer’s disease?

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