I was starting to think that the economy might recover as Obama has been too distracted lately to mess with it, but now here comes the smiling toddler ready to help you build that house of cards. “Me smart! Me help!” At this point, the economy is like this traumatized dog, flinching at any sudden movement Obama makes, expecting the beating to come.
Quick! Come up with a social issue for Obama to waste time on! Something he can’t do any real damage with… um… I hear there are lots of problems with penguins in Antarctica. He should go there right away and fix things with the penguins. That would great for his legacy: penguin savior.