So apparently there were a bunch of Hitlers in Ohio. You’re probably saying, “Yeah, okay, makes sense.” But here’s the thing: Apparently there once was such a person as “Dr. Gay Hitler” …who was born to George Washington Hitler!
I don’t have a joke here. It just seems like something people should know. That Dr. Gay Hitler was a real person.
Man, I can just imagine what would happen if Dr. Gay Hitler and George Washington Hitler teamed up. My guess is that Dr. Gay Hitler would be some sort of flamboyant mad scientist and that George Washington Hitler would be someone with the military leadership of George Washington but the evil of Hitler (and also had wooden teeth). Probably in some alternate universe Dr. Gay Hitler and George Washington Hitler did take over the world — unless Chuck Norris Patton stopped them.