So Obama got a puppy. This is news because… I dunno. I’d make a dog-eating joke, but I’m just too tired of hearing about Obama and can’t get myself to care enough. I just felt like it was my duty to come up with some clever remark on this event, but it’s not happening.
Actually, I have an idea to get this country going again. What if the media agreed to an embargo on Obama news for a month. Like we go a whole month without hearing or seeing Obama. Think of high our spirits would be by the end of that month. We could achieve anything.
Something to think about.