Thought things were finally getting better, but now we’re in what in the future will be known as the “Ben Affleck as Batman” era
If Starbucks allows guns, it will be exactly like every other business in the 40+ right to carry states. Scary.
“Ben, we want you to be Batman and direct the Justice League movie.”
“Wow! Why are you doing this?”
“I’m a big Marvel fan.”
They took the nipples off the Batman suit only to put Ben Affleck in it. #LateralMove
“So what drives you? Did something horrible happen to you in the past? Were your parents murdered?”
“I was portrayed by Ben Affleck.”
And what was Obama doing when they announced Ben Affleck as Batman? Golfing. #EmptyChair
When the Founding Fathers wrote the 1st Amendment, they never considered that someone might cast Ben Affleck as Batman.
Was going to call the casting of Ben Affleck as Batman racist to try to get it changed, but then I was afraid we’d end up with Tyler Perry.
So far the only people I’ve see for Ben Affleck as Batman are Democrat politicians. These are the people you want running your health care?
Now Jim Gordon will keep turning around hoping to see that Batman’s left.
“2 + 2 = 4″
People shouldn’t be haters, but you also can’t defy all logic and science and expect people not to notice.