So when the NYT keeps changing its stance on the filibuster based on which party holds the Senate, that’s just being cosmopolitan?
So is cosmopolitan basically a brain dead partisan with a martini in hand?
“I don’t like taxes and I have robot arms.” -next generation Republican
Maybe they should do an anti-bash people’s heads into the pavement PSA. It’s in general a pretty bad idea.
They should call a bill to repeal Stand Your Ground the “Sir Robin Act.”
Al Qaeda is on the run. It’s jogging daily and very healthy.
Almost time to start talking about the 2020 Republican primary.
That ad against Stand Your Ground basically yadda yaddas Trayvon bashing Zimmerman’s head into the ground.
It was not having a Stand Your Ground law in Mos Eisley that caused George Lucas to make Greedo shoot first.
u no obama is gonna eat that dog in front of his cryin children and there id nothing u can do becuz freedom
Let sleeping dogs lie; repeal Stand Your Hound laws.
Young Self: “So what is the 21st century like?”
Me: “Pretty crappy these first 13 years of it, but we have neat phones.”
The birtherism actually started with McCain (born in Panama), and response should’ve been, “Yep, he’s not an American; new candidate please.”
It’s going to be pretty sweet for whoever is elected president in 2016 since he’ll have been preceded by 16 years of lowering expectations.
That Duck Dynasty sure portrays Christians a lot different than the stereotypical portrayal from Hollywood.
The world would have been a much better place if someone had murdered Hitler back when he was just a comedic silent film star.
The very first joke, of which they’ve found evidence in cave paintings, is throwing a cream pie at a guy in a monocle and top hat.