I am a programmer! I command computers like Aquaman commands fish! And as he gets weaker away from water, same with me and coffee.
Why are we talking about going to war with Syria? We haven’t even solved the Ben Affleck as Batman problem yet.
Every morning I wake up and piss excellence because of all that excellence I drank the night before that my body was unable to absorb.
If you have angst, writing a song about it is a horrible solution.