So everyone thinks Hillary is a lock for the Democrat nomination in 2016, but don’t start making the posters just yet: Biden is thinking of entering the race. If that happens, could anything stop him? I can only think of a few things.
THINGS THAT COULD STOP BIDEN
* A Chinese finger trap.
* Childproof locks.
* A card that says, “How to Keep an Idiot Busy for Hours: Turn Card Over” on both sides.
* An escalator (he scared it might suck him in).
* The maze on the kid’s menu at Applebee’s.
* Big words.
* A penny glued to the sidewalk.
But other than that, unstoppable.