hey gamers, i’ve got a “Final Fantasy” for you…. touching a woman’s boob!! *CSI Miami theme starts playing at like 300 decibels*
— lawblob (@lawblob) August 19, 2013
What's your favorite musical instrument that involves a plaid sack? Mine's probably the bagpipes.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) August 19, 2013
At the water bottling factory they don't have fire extinguishers or sprinklers, they just have a machine gun.
— John! (@OuterJohn) August 19, 2013
True tolerance is never discrediting another human being for not agreeing with you.
— Jordan Crowder (@jordancrowder) August 19, 2013