It's really hard to address someone named Mr. Smart Guy without sounding sarcastic.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) August 21, 2013
I'm a big fan of Nirvana *catches shotgun from offscreen* but there's nothing "Welcome to the jungle" about suicide by gunshot wound
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 21, 2013
Not Reading Maureen Dowd is the Thinking Man's Not Reading Kathleen Parker.
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 21, 2013
dear @algore: if I can buy carbon credits so I can pollute, can I buy racism credits so I can be racist?
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) August 21, 2013