I Can Totally Imagine Frank J. Saying That Last Line in the Second Panel

[High Praise! to Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]

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Perspective on Syria

[High Praise! to Gunslinger’s Journal]

while it’s fine to be “outraged” at the horrors of chemical weapons usage… one just MIGHT want to be outraged at the unspeakable crimes against humanity committed by Islamic radicals Every. Day. Of. The. Week.

Or else one might just be a filthy hypocrite.

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You’ve Been Judged! – Catch-up Cookies Edition: That Which Was Missed Has Now Been Anonymissed

Not that you lugs deserve such kindness, but Anonymiss has gone back and judged all the straight lines that were posted in her absence.

I’d say you guys owe HER cookies now.

Results for 9-20’s: The Most Interesting Quote From Hillary Clinton’s First Interview Since Quitting As Secretary of State…

Results from 9-23’s: Dozens of TSA Agents Were Fired for Illegal Gambling. What Were They Betting on?

Results from 9-24’s: On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…

Results from 9-25’s: The Government Is Cutting Staff at the Department That Investigates Health Care Fraud. Also Getting Cut…

Results from 9-26’s: A new report shows that 55% of Obama’s Twitter followers are fake. The rest…

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Hooray for Australia!

Australia’s new conservative government abolished a climate change commission set up by the previous administration in an attempt to streamline bureaucracy.

Now added to the list of things we can blame on global warming – smaller government.

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The Question All Patriotic Americans Are Asking Themselves

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Obama as Captain Queeg

[High Praise! to The American Spectator via Gunslinger’s Journal]

Obama as Captain Queeg

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Wisdom of the Day: Siri Cry Anarchists Mechanics Obamacare McDonaldland Grass Meth

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Audacity: Defined

In a letter to a constituent, Democrat Senator Mary Landrieu denied that Congress is getting special treatment under Obamacare.

I’m just shocked anyone’s getting ANY kind of treatment under Obamacare.

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You’ve Been Judged!

She’s back!

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Ted Cruz’s Obamacare Filibuster Included a Reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s Response…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, I’ll have a new line for you tomorrow.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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Obama Warned Us – History

Nowhere is it ordained that history moves in a straight line.

BARACK OBAMA, The Audacity of Hope

“Or red ones.”

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