while it’s fine to be “outraged” at the horrors of chemical weapons usage… one just MIGHT want to be outraged at the unspeakable crimes against humanity committed by Islamic radicals Every. Day. Of. The. Week.
Or else one might just be a filthy hypocrite.
Not that you lugs deserve such kindness, but Anonymiss has gone back and judged all the straight lines that were posted in her absence.
I’d say you guys owe HER cookies now.
Australia’s new conservative government abolished a climate change commission set up by the previous administration in an attempt to streamline bureaucracy.
Now added to the list of things we can blame on global warming – smaller government.
Relationship status: Changing the Siri voice to male and making him tell me I'm pretty every morning.
— Abhorrent Housewife (@abhorrent_wife) September 27, 2013
I cry at the end of sandwiches.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) September 27, 2013
So, is today "social conservatives are anarchists" day or "GOP is like Hitler because it wants small government" day?
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) September 27, 2013
On the cover of today's Popular Mechanics it's Tony, a guy who owns a pool
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) September 27, 2013
Dear Mr. President: Obamacare is your baby. We'd rather not be punished with it. Love, America
— angelaisms (@angelaisms) September 27, 2013
Your body is a McDonaldland
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) September 27, 2013
in local news, pot smoking becomes popular amongst teens. one man fights against it using a sign in his yard that says "stay off the grass"
— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) September 27, 2013
Hug your meth dealer, everyone. I know I will.
— David C Bell (@MovieHooligan) September 30, 2013
In a letter to a constituent, Democrat Senator Mary Landrieu denied that Congress is getting special treatment under Obamacare.
I’m just shocked anyone’s getting ANY kind of treatment under Obamacare.
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Ted Cruz’s Obamacare Filibuster Included a Reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s Response…”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
Nowhere is it ordained that history moves in a straight line.
BARACK OBAMA, The Audacity of Hope
“Or red ones.”