IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Details of Obama’s “Unbelievably Small” Syria Attack Plan Revealed!

Posted on September 10, 2013 8:00 pm

BREAKING: According to sources at the White House steno pool, the now shelved plan was to have Ndamukong Suh throw an illegal chop block at Bashar al-Assad’s knees.

If that had fallen through, the backup plan apparently involved Clint Bowyer intentionally spinning himself out to deny Syria a spot in the Chase for the Sprint Cup.

More details as they become available…

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One Response to “IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Details of Obama’s “Unbelievably Small” Syria Attack Plan Revealed!”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    Have we already exceeded the horror of unfriending someone on Facebook?

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