It has to be hard for kids nowadays to read Catcher in the Rye since they don’t know what to do with that “kill John Lennon” impulse.
Windows, stop downloading updates and asking to be reboot. You’re broken and you’ll always be broken; live with it.
“Have you tried blaming the Jews?” -Middle East tech support
I really like bombing foreigners and I really like Obama not getting his way no matter what it is, so I’m pretty stumped on this Syria thing.
I’ve been pretty against war since they said Iraq was just a war for oil and then we didn’t get cheap oil.
Time for the president to put on his war hat. You know; the one with all the feathers. Hopefully Bush cleaned the BBQ sauce off of it.
Is the sequester over or are we just done pretending that’s something to worry about?
So Duck Dynasty is basically one of those documentary style sitcoms that looks more convincingly like an actual documentary.
My sister – costume designer – was telling me the difference between reality TV and fiction is whether the writers are union.