Is Obama going to be able to figure out what’s happening in time for his speech to explain it to us?
John Kerry is doing about as well as you’d expect if you made Forrest Gump Secretary of State.
So in Casino Royale the novel, Bond plays baccarat instead of Texas hold ‘em — which seems to involve even less strategy than blackjack.
Basically, Bond is relying on pure luck to be able to bankrupt Le Chiffre, which seems like a bad plan.
Microwave Safe: A secure place to keep your valuables that can also microwave them, because maybe your valuables are Hot Pockets.
What I didn’t like about the short-lived talking car fad was how snooty they were. “The door is ajar.” Who talks like that? Only the LeBaron.
Some technologies seem to serve no other purpose than to really scare unfrozen cavemen.
A plastic iPhone? But one of the great things about the iPhone is how poor people are unable to afford one.
Don’t trust Assad or Putin, but putting them together and trusting them sounds like a plan.
I’m now a Starbucks Gold Member! And my parents said I’d never achieve anything!
How about instead of going back in time and killing Hitler you go back in time and give him a hug when he needed it most? #ThinkPeace
Told guy at Lowe’s I wanted a herbicide so powerful it would kill plastic plants – not because I needed anything that powerful; just because I wanted people to know I’m clever.
I just assumed Obama was going to give that James Stockdale “Who am I? Why am I here?” speech.
Oh, that wacky President Obama; what international issue will he blunder into and out of next?