It's a travesty that while Britain continues 2 decline, native son Piers Morgan selfishly focuses his brilliance solely on "fixing" America.
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) September 12, 2013
After terrorist attacks, they say don't judge all Muslims based on the actions of a few. Shouldn't gun owners get the same treatment? Merica
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) September 12, 2013
Oh yeah, Putin? If America isn't exceptional, name another country stupid enough to re-elect Obama.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 12, 2013
I don't understand @BarackObama's foreign policy, but that's okay because neither does he.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 12, 2013
Why do we need a RoboCop remake? The only thing dated about the original was the idea that unions will still be around in the future.
— Political Math (@politicalmath) September 12, 2013
The two things that react hysterically to every little shift in the world: Twitter and the stock market. They are made for each other.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) September 12, 2013
At least half of possum funerals are actually surprise parties.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) September 13, 2013