To the NPR libs, if you sound uninterested & bored, you're deep. Kerry has used this trick to mask a mediocre intellect for decades.
— Your Mom's Red Line (@stephenkruiser) September 9, 2013
Blind to the sarcasm in your tweet, a grown man sips his Code Red Mountain Dew and pushes aside his blanket cape to type an angry reply.
— noog (@noogscorner) September 9, 2013
What They Say It Is: A Cheerios bombing What it Should Be: An Apple Jacks Strategy What It Really Is: A Kaboom Tantrum
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 9, 2013
*lays in bed slowly dying* *final moments* *beckons you closer with shaking finger* "P….p….parkour."
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) September 9, 2013
We see you, people drinking disgusting green smoothies, we see you.
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) September 9, 2013
World now treating Obama like a 8th grade study hall treats a substitute teacher.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 9, 2013