Relationship status: Changing the Siri voice to male and making him tell me I'm pretty every morning.
— Abhorrent Housewife (@abhorrent_wife) September 27, 2013
I cry at the end of sandwiches.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) September 27, 2013
So, is today "social conservatives are anarchists" day or "GOP is like Hitler because it wants small government" day?
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) September 27, 2013
On the cover of today's Popular Mechanics it's Tony, a guy who owns a pool
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) September 27, 2013
Dear Mr. President: Obamacare is your baby. We'd rather not be punished with it. Love, America
— angelaisms (@angelaisms) September 27, 2013
Your body is a McDonaldland
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) September 27, 2013
in local news, pot smoking becomes popular amongst teens. one man fights against it using a sign in his yard that says "stay off the grass"
— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) September 27, 2013
Hug your meth dealer, everyone. I know I will.
— David C Bell (@MovieHooligan) September 30, 2013