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Detroit Police Chief James Craig told a crowd that he narrowly escaped getting carjacked while driving an unmarked police car.
This is terrible. Detroit’s so bad now even car thieves have a hard time making a living.
Not getting a lot of Trick-Or-Treaters coming up to the porch tonight.
I wonder why.
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All Democrats Are High School Girls
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During a speech in Houston, Republican Senator Ted Cruz said it was like the Obamacare website was being run by “Nigerian email scammers”.
Yes, except Nigerian email scammers can’t take your money if you don’t participate.
I might have arguments with the size of Reagan’s military buildup, but given the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, staying ahead of the Soviets militarily seemed a sensible thing to do. Pride in our country, respect for our armed services, a healthy appreciation for the dangers beyond our borders, an insistence that there was no easy equivalence between East and West–in all this I had no quarrel with Reagan. And when the Berlin Wall came tumbling down, I had to give the old man his due, even if I never gave him my vote.
BARACK OBAMA, The Audacity of Hope
“So really, the only thing I have against Reagan is that the Soviets lost.”
Having only recently upgraded to a newer iPhone that has Siri, I’m still getting used to it. Some stuff is great. Other times, it’s unexpected. And sometimes, it’s unexpected in an unexpected way (unexpected2).
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The UN has a plan to defend Earth from asteroids…
So what do you think should happen to Kathleen Sebelius for her huge incompetence and waste of tax dollars?
Remember, though: The harshest punishment available for a government employee is time off with pay.
I’m thinking she should write a hundred word essay on how she’ll try harder in the future.
Computers are very hard. They have bright screen and beep and I do not understand them. I tried to hire people who understand them, but they no good either. I will try to find better people. People with glasses because they are usually smart. Now I will count these words. That was only fifty words. Do I really need to write a hundred? That is a lot of words. This Secretary job is hard and now people are yelling at me. This makes me sad. I will count the words again. Still need some more. Burritos are my favorite food.
In the next Constitution, there needs to be some sort of triggering mechanism where the entire government is exiled to Antarctica.
People say, “Forcefully relocating all of Congress to Antarctica would be expensive!” but I think in the end we’d save money.
It’s cute Bill Maher thinks he’s not part of the stupider Americans.
This is all because of a glitch we had in 2008.
So how is the “We had to lie to you because you’re stupid” spin working out?
It’s a little scary sometimes to see the seething hatred some on the left have for what they imagine Republicans in middle America are like.
I looked in the comments of an NY Times article (why would I do that) and saw this:
I think what you are seeing here is the wealthy republicans (at heart) who can no longer stomach the ‘social conservatives’ that have taken over the Republican Party are now Democrats.
They had to go somewhere, they certainly could not stay with the mouth breathers and droolers who still consider it their god given task to stop gays, blacks, browns and single mothers wherever they may be.
So the wealthy, in New York City at least, are a very mixed bag. Some are still FDR liberals, but some are more akin to John Galt with a social conscience.
That’s OK, we should take our allies where we can get them.
I’m guessing that guy imagines he’s standing up the KKK while he’s actually using rhetoric and ignorant hatred that makes him more their kin.