Re-Read the Instruction Manual, Please

(Submitted by RAML [High Praise!])

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Way Too Honest Beer Commercial


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By the way, the video actually ends at 1:35. The rest is just annoying t-shirt plugging that you have no obligation to watch.

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One of the Few Jobs Left in That Town

Detroit Police Chief James Craig told a crowd that he narrowly escaped getting carjacked while driving an unmarked police car.

This is terrible. Detroit’s so bad now even car thieves have a hard time making a living.

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Trick or Treat

Not getting a lot of Trick-Or-Treaters coming up to the porch tonight.

I wonder why.

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Be safe.

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Somebody Send This Link to the RNC – Pronto!

[High Praise! to Laughing Conservative]

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Link of the Day: All Democrats Are High School Girls

[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]

All Democrats Are High School Girls

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Wisdom of the Day: Frog Liver Secretary Obama Girl

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Kind Sir, I Am Need Your Help

During a speech in Houston, Republican Senator Ted Cruz said it was like the Obamacare website was being run by “Nigerian email scammers”.

Yes, except Nigerian email scammers can’t take your money if you don’t participate.

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Obama Warned Us – Reagan

I might have arguments with the size of Reagan’s military buildup, but given the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, staying ahead of the Soviets militarily seemed a sensible thing to do. Pride in our country, respect for our armed services, a healthy appreciation for the dangers beyond our borders, an insistence that there was no easy equivalence between East and West–in all this I had no quarrel with Reagan. And when the Berlin Wall came tumbling down, I had to give the old man his due, even if I never gave him my vote.

BARACK OBAMA, The Audacity of Hope

“So really, the only thing I have against Reagan is that the Soviets lost.”

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She likes me. She really likes me.

Having only recently upgraded to a newer iPhone that has Siri, I’m still getting used to it. Some stuff is great. Other times, it’s unexpected. And sometimes, it’s unexpected in an unexpected way (unexpected2).

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