You are aware that the U.S. owes China a lot of money, right? Well, we do. Not millions. Not billions. You know what comes next, right? Yeah, we owe China a buttload of money.
And, we better pay. Or they’ll send the Giant Chinese Hornets.
You haven’t heard about them?
Vespa mandarinia, it’s called. And that’s Latin or something meaning “big-ass Chinese hornet.” And, they’ve killed 42 people and attacked nearly 1,700 others … and that’s just since July.
Didn’t know China had those, did you? That’s why I don’t trust the CHICOMs. They’re growing giant hornets and loosing them on an unsuspecting populace. But, now that we know, we can be on the lookout.
It’s important because, with Shutdown, that means Government isn’t spending any more money. Well, it is sending Park Police to close parks that don’t receive federal funding, and to keep World War II veterans from visiting the World War II Memorial, which is to be expected from the arrogant asses running things in Washington. But, apart from that normal government stupidity, there’s not a lot more money being spent. Which means we aren’t building up a lot more Chinese debt.
That’s a good thing, because if we owe China enough money, and they get fed up with us always asking for more money, they might release the Giant Chinese Hornets on us.
If you find yourself being attacked by a Giant Hornet, keep calm and ask it a question. Be sure to speak English. If it doesn’t understand you, that means it’s probably Chinese. Then, you need to run.