They screwed up the combat in the new Batman game; the put the “hug” button where I’m used to the “punch” button being.
Gah! I tried to throw a batarang but accidentally hit the “contemplate how violence never solves anything” button.
People love Batman because his stories speak a universal truth we all feel deep inside: Crime can be solved by a billionaire punching poor people.
The new Batman games should have a “grab someone and tell him you’re Batman” button.
What I get from the international attention to that Maria girl found among some gypsies is that blond children are very important.
Why do others get charged with racism when its the press who makes anything anywhere in the world involving a blond girl the top news story?
“As for Obamacare, we have top men working on it now.”
*cut to crate labeled “Sebelius” being placed in a giant warehouse*
One day I will have that room Scrooge McDuck had with an indent in the floor from him walking in circles thinking.
“DON’T BOTHER DADDY WHEN HE’S IN HIS THINKING ROOM!”
Ways to improve new Batman game: When you dive bomb an enemy, it should go “na na na na na na” and on impact “BATMAN!”
In real life, vikings would rape and murder a football.
The German name for Batman is “Fledermausimitierengewalttätigkeitmensch” which means “bat-imitating violence man.”