“The antics of those Tea Party idiots are getting in the way of the absolute nothing we’re trying to accomplish.” -The Establishment
Why would I tune in to watch the president whine? I have a three-year-old.
By far, the worst president of my lifetime. And I was alive for the last 18 months of Carter.
“What I blame for the shutdown are bloggers, tweeters, hackers, Pokemon addicts, and childhood obesity.”
Quick, someone give Obama some pills for his impotency.
“And I would have gotten away with it to if it weren’t for you meddling bloggers!” -old man Obama
The whole shutdown thing seems like getting beaten up by a terminally ill guy who would have just keeled over if we simply waited.
The Tea Party Republicans: “If you can’t do something smart, do something right.”
Hey, I’m to 14,000 followers. That’s how many you need for your life to start having meaning, right?
So is there anyone left who disputes that Obama’s skillset begins and ends with campaigning?
Obama is basically a salesman who is only good at selling that he’s a great salesman.
So the two party system right now is the Tea Party extremists versus the Progressive moron incompetents.
So we’re supposed to believe these people can handle complex things like the economy when HTML is beyond them.
As much as I love seeing the failure of the Obamacare website, the programmer in me just really wants to jump in and debug it.
And I probably could because I’m awesome.