Straight Line of the Day: In California, a “Gargantuan” Tortoise Was Fatally Struck After Wandering onto I-10. Why Did the Tortoise Try to Cross the Road?
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In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?