Okay, I’m tired of the shutdown now. I ran out of things to say about it and now I need some new news — the next big disaster. But something new this time. Like maybe the Obama administration will put Biden in charge of building a dam with hilarious results — if Biden’s done web designing for Obamacare, that is.
Anyway, I hear talk of a third part because half the Republicans are pretty useless (while the other half don’t really seem to know what they’re doing — what are we trying to accomplish with the shutdown again?). I don’t know about a third party (though I’ve argued before that a fourth party might be a good idea). Still, if we’re going to make one, I want to help come up with a name. Here are my ideas so far:
* The Don’t Touch My Stuff Party
* The Hippie Punching Party
* The Totally Not Extreme Party
* The Anti-Treadists
* The Super Ultra Freedom Party
* The “Shut Up, Losers!” Party
* The We Have Lots of Guns So Don’t Piss Us Off Party
* The Anti-Moochers
What are your ideas for a name for a third party?