I’m going to say it right up front: I don’t like spiders. They got too many eyes, too many legs, and I don’t trust them.
Spiders will attack you in all kinds of ways. They’ll crawl up in your ears at night when you try to sleep. They’ll hide in your shoes. And, I can’t prove this, but I think they’ll mess with your toothbrush when you’re not home.
You just can’t trust a spider.
And guess what they’re doing now? They’re setting off the airbags in your Toyota. Really:
Sometimes, their webs can create a blockage in a drainage tube coming from the air conditioning condenser. That can cause water to drip down onto an airbag control module, causing a short circuit. That, in turn, could cause the airbag warning light to light up on the dashboard and it could even cause the driver’s side airbag to deploy, something that happens with explosive force.
That’s right. Not only can you be driving down the road and a spider crawl out and jump on you, but the spider could cause your airbag to pop you in the face at 55 MPH. There’s no good outcome that.
Spiders are bad, and are now using technology against us. They need to check and see if the problems with the Obamacare Website are that there are spiders in it.
They also need to check the heads of the people that came up with Obamacare. I bet they’ve got spiders in there, too.
It would explain a lot.