Obama, yesterday: "I refuse to negotiate." Obama, today: "We can't get stuff done if we won't negotiate."
— Michael Graham (@IAMMGraham) October 17, 2013
yawns are just ghost snakes leaving the body when they get bored of you
— chuuch (@ch000ch) October 17, 2013
It'll be nice in a few years when we have a president who doesn't taunt and insult 50% of Americans from the White House.
— Eric H. (@ericinva) October 17, 2013
Once we get the glitches worked out in the Self-Face-Punch Machine, people will love it.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 17, 2013
It Kathleen Sebelius ran Japan's health care system, she would have committed seppuku by now.
— jon gabriel (@ExJon) October 17, 2013
Child labor laws, but for adults.
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) October 17, 2013