Sorry, but if your profession is politics, you're not in "public service." It cheapens the term.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) October 11, 2013
Oh, Chris Christie is dead to you? I'm sure this keeps him up nights.
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 11, 2013
Area RINO Says He Was Right All Along
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) October 11, 2013
Alright gentleman, these are the rules to the pillow fight: In 1 of the pillows in this room you will find a knife. That's the only rule. Go
— tony r (@crylenol) October 11, 2013
Just beat Eminem 4000 straight times at musical chairs by playing "The Real Slim Shady" over and over.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) October 11, 2013
"I will end you" — periods
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) October 13, 2013
Disappointed that Miley Cyrus didn't go with her first instinct, "I came in like the Kool Aid Man."
— Draculawbster (@LawbsterSaid) October 13, 2013