If unicorns aren't real, how do you explain this? *points at a cactus*
— Lazy BOO (@lazy_joe_) October 15, 2013
Remember: Only God can judge you! And judges. Juries. Your mom. Members of the opposite sex. Basically everybody. Never go outside.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) October 15, 2013
Actually, I would not watch the cities burn. Watching is so passive-aggressive.
— Michael Z Williamson (@mzmadmike) October 15, 2013
*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
— Jar O Lantern (@tackoftheJar) October 15, 2013
For a lot of Jewish kids living in the ghetto, representing talented basketball players is their only way out.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) October 15, 2013
"Think piece" sounds like what an idiot calls his brain.
— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) October 15, 2013
Repent, America! The Math Is Near!
— jon gabriel (@ExJon) October 15, 2013
Conspiracy theories require large groups of people (cats) to be competent (drive race cars) for long periods of time (the Indy 500)
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) October 16, 2013