Part Skrat, part Wile E. Coyote:
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Anonymiss of Nuking Politics sent me this because she actually knows this guy holding the sign. It’s a friend or a relative or her bookie or something. I’m not sure, I just skimmed the email.
Anyway, this guy made it on to ESPN while they panned the crowd during “College Gameday”:
And the nerds who use Bitcoin (which is either a secure digital currency, or cyberpunk tulip bulbs) are so excited to be on TV that complete strangers are scanning his QR code and sending him money (some NSFW comments at link).
Which is just crazy.
Because if *I* were a friend/relative/bookie of Anonymiss, I’d hold up a different sign:
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to firstname.lastname@example.org. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
A least cats would ruin my life because they honestly cared about me and were just doing the best they could with their limited intellectual capacity:
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Jay Carney said the HealthCare.Gov website will never be “perfect.”
Jay, we’re not asking for “perfect”, but “more functional than a square bicycle tire” would be nice.
A source in the Census Bureau claims the unemployment figures were manipulated right before the 2012 elections.
How’d they find out? Did Candy Crowley accidentally hand over the wrong transcript?
Opponents of health reform warn that this is all some big plot for socialized medicine or government-run health care with long lines and rationed care. That’s not true either.
BARACK OBAMA, weekly address, Jul. 18, 2009
“You’ll get long lines, higher prices, and rationed care.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…
Some of you noticed that Frank J. hasn’t been around this week. That prompted some to wonder, “Where’s Frank?”
So, just where is Frank?
Well, actually, I don’t know. Turns out he doesn’t report to me. I checked the IMAO org chart. Here’s a copy:
But, it may give us an idea of where Frank J. has been. Here are ideas:
What about you? Where do you think Frank J. is? What’s he been up to?