All This Fuss Over A Simple Punctuation Error…

President Obama just issued the following apology for the misunderstanding over his repeated statement that, “If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. Period.”

“Let me be clear. What I meant to say was, ‘If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. Asterisk.’ To be completely fair, I think you’ll all agree that ‘.’ and ‘*’ are pretty hard to differentiate on a TelePrompter. Thank you, good night, and God Da… er, uh, Bless America.”

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  1. At the impeachment hearing he might claim that he was equating your plan with a sanitary napkin, you used it once and now that you’ve been screwed it looks like you won’t be needing any more.

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