Posted on November 26, 2013 10:00 am

Boobs For BitcoinI don’t get the whole Bitcoin thing.

It’s fake money. There’s nothing to back it up. It’s valuable because people decided it was.

Wait. That’s no different than the currency in your wallet.

Hmm. Maybe it isn’t fake after all.

Or maybe the money we use everyday is fake.

So, what do you do with fake money?

Buy fake stuff, of course.

What’s the best fake stuff to buy?

Fake boobs, perhaps?

Seems that a place in Miami that accepts Bitcoins. What does this place, Vanity Cosmetic Surgery, do? Well, boob jobs among other things. Yes, fake money for fake boobs.

So, is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Well, that depends on whether or not fake boobs are good or bad. In and of themselves, boobs are great. Of course, I’m one that thinks that all parts of the female body are pretty great. I’ll not pass judgement on fake parts.

But, since Bitcoins can lead to bigger boobs, I’m not gonna pass judgement on that, either.

I don’t think accepting Bitcoin for boobs will bring Bitcoin the full acceptance it’s seeking. But accepting it in exchange for other parts, or use of those parts — renting them out, so to speak — will. And that day is coming soon.

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7 Responses to “Fakes”

  1. Jimmy says:

    That’s a lousy graphic, Basil. For a few Bitcoins, will you clean it up?

    BTW, where’s Frank?

  2. calcpa says:

    If I had a bitcoin for every time I’ve wondered what a bitcoin was worth, I don’t know how rich I would be,

  3. walruskkkch says:

    Gotta be worth a least a shave and a haircut.

  4. jw says:


    just sayin’

  5. Basil says:

    That’s from the cosmetic surgery’s Website. I’m sure they clean them regularly.

    Oh, and I dunno about Frank. I’ve been in meetings all day.

  6. Thor says:

    Fake Boobs are not fake, at least in the true sense…they are aftermarket add-ons. New Boobs. Not fake boobs.

  7. Jimmy says:


    I can’t decide if those are toes or teats.

    You can’t fake cow boobs.

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